Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
