Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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