How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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