that's an acceptable place to lick
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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