Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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