I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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