i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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