Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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