i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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