The maid of honor just puked.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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