We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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