Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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