When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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