Michael Bay diarrhea
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
