I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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