Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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