4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
