i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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