My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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