what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
im calling her cock vulture from now on
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i out mim tonsoeep
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