So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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