How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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