He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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