We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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