I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
