what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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