dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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