I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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