Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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