god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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