so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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