i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
