She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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