You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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