Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
honey bunches of taint.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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