I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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