im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he told me I talked like a deaf person
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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