did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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