I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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