You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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