I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
