Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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