I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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