I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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