so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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