Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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