Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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