i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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