All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
