Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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